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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 135 points 5 days ago (9 children)

31 U.S. Code 5112 says “No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President,”

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 51 points 5 days ago

Yeah they won't care, they'll do it anyway, and then go after critics for being "unamerican" and "anti capitalist" per NSPM-7.

So, Trump just needs to die and it will be legal?

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Literally, who's going to stop them?

There's so much stuff that's absolutely illegal happening and nobody is stopping them. Being illegal or not is irrelevant if no one enforces it.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 3 points 4 days ago

A lot of things are being held up by the courts, many things have been reversed by the courts, but yes they probably feel invincible at the moment.

[–] Melkath@fedia.io 27 points 5 days ago

I was about to say, I was pretty sure that was a law, instituted to stop... oh, what was it again? Oh ya. FASCISM.

[–] Xraygoggles@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh, this one's easy the way I understand things work now.

He is both former AND current, so fire up the mint.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago
[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Amendment incoming!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 4 days ago

FR after I posted this I saw a headline saying Trump started slurring speech and disappeared for days.

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Then they'll have to mint coins of Reagan.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Heard of congressional approval?