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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The back should say, "BFFs forever"

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Best Friends Forever, Forever"?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

That's, unfortunately, how many use it.