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submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Regna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nowadays, it can be a lot of other polymer compounds reinforced with carbon fiber, but silver (or GOLD!) spray can make it go a few inches longer.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

one day Trump is going to be so obsessed with gold, that he will spray paint himself gold.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

If he hasn't already