this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
603 points (99.7% liked)
The Onion
6752 readers
104 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
one day Trump is going to be so obsessed with gold, that he will spray paint himself gold.
If he hasn't already