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[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

one day Trump is going to be so obsessed with gold, that he will spray paint himself gold.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

If he hasn't already