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I have a few.

Camera shuttering sounds. I don't need to hear your camera, dude. Yeah I know most porn is produced and exploited but, don't need to hit it home doing this. Here is what I don't get, why not use inexpensive drone cameras to take footage or take shots? Who the fuck needs stupid people doing it?

Cameramen muffled or hearing. I don't need to hear you either. I don't give a fuck if you're enjoying it, just shut the hell up.

Sped-up previews or even sped-up videos because reasons? It just takes me out of the immersion, if there were any to be had.

Exaggerated sounds and moans. "UNNHHH!" "AHHH!!" "HNNN!" "OOOOOO!" slrshrlshlp splsplslspl moist sounds Just fucking mute it. Don't watch porn for audio.

Seeing that guy in a scene. You know, that awkward fucking guy who is part of the scene who just idly stands there just jerking off all like "nhhn yeah hrrr yeah oh so into this" I want a series of porn videos, where it is just beating that guy down.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Fake moaning. Fake dirty talk

Jackhammer fucking. I dont want to see some woman have her cervix be pile drived into the ground.

The view from behind where we get to see some ugly dudes fucking hairy balls dangling.

Are some of my top ones, but honestly I dont like professional porn in general. Its just so fake.

I'd rather watch a grainy video of a couple amatures absolutely loving what their doing, than watch some stuff terrible play acting profesional porn in 4k.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

You managed to nail about every peeve of mine in one short comment. Bravo.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just curious, is your comment about fake moaning and fake dirty talk apply to every single video or do some actually do ok?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The only ones I've seen do it okay, are the amature videos that arent faking it.

but I have not watched every porn ever produced, so I'm sure there are some out there where the faking isnt miserable and bad.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

See, I watch gay porn, so that under view with balls is actually super hot. Lol. And I quite like the pile driving/jackhammer fucking in real life, so that doesn't bother me, either. But I don't like professional porn, I like amateur stuff. And the fake moaning suuuuucks

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

if we're talking specifically about dick and ball focus... I want my dick and balls to be cute, and shaved, if i'm gonna be looking at them. I dont want to feel like i'm watching Sasquatches sex tape lol

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 hours ago

That's a fair point. Lol. I do prefer shaved, or at least trimmed, but in porn I don't mind hairy so much. I don't care for it in real life when it's in my mouth, though. Hairy balls are unpleasant in the mouth