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shouldn't there be an nsfw tag on this?

The guy getting his ass eaten or the guy playing with his own nipples. (Yes this is straight porn I'm referring too.)

Glad you asked.

I really don't like the trend of pushing the ladies' hair out of her face when she's giving a blowjob.

It just screams "this is directed and we are following the standard set before us."

The best sex is authentic, even if it's being recorded.

Also, tattoos and fake tits. Blech.

Disingenuous love or none at all.

Overly produced.

""Sssss, haahhh"

Doesn't care about woman's pleasure. Blowjob leads right into sex.

She's obviously dry.

The cum is fake.

The guy is half hard pushing rope while she's pretending too hard that it feels good.

Circumcised penis, especially if it's an oral video.

Gambling site ads embedded in a video.

A grainy video shot on a tripod with no studio lights with people who actually like each other is better than 95% of the garbage that gets posted. I prefer erotica written for men over videos. Even when it's written cheesy it's still better than most videos.

Aaaahhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaahhhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaaahhhhhhhh.

Choking. I spend a fair amount of time in kink clubs, and the choking you see casually thrown into random porn would get you thrown out of all of them; including the ones that allow choking.

All that annoying nudity.

Anytime the girl looks like she's not actually enjoying the sex. Fake or dubbed sound. Choking or slapping (see first item).

I also usually find any talking (sexy talk) to be awful. I don't have a problem with it in concept, but in porn execution, it's almost always super bad. Camera man talking is universally bad.

Fake moaning. Fake dirty talk

Jackhammer fucking. I dont want to see some woman have her cervix be pile drived into the ground.

The view from behind where we get to see some ugly dudes fucking hairy balls dangling.

Are some of my top ones, but honestly I dont like professional porn in general. Its just so fake.

I'd rather watch a grainy video of a couple amatures absolutely loving what their doing, than watch some stuff terrible play acting profesional porn in 4k.

Anytime the girl says shit like, "Oh yeah baby do you like fucking my pussy!? Does my little pussy feel so good!?"

STOP IT. STOP. IT. PLEASE. UUUUUGH. So not appealing.

slapping. no idea why that is so prevalent. I swear im not looking for it.

moaning, degradation, eye contact

Pulling that stupid ahegao face. I don't know who that's for, but it's definitely not me.

Excessive moaning. Male or female. They sound like they're having a tough shit, not sex.

"Sexy" talk that amounts to verbal abuse.

The popularity of the incest shit is weird and seems indicative of a larger issue in our society.

Degradation being the rule and not a niche.

When guys rent open the actresses' asshole like they're looking for their car keys in there.

Having human beings and being live action.

Reading through this thread, I realize if everyone one here got there way porn would not exist at all, lol.

I really don't mind much to the point of not wanting it to exist. The stuff I wouldn't want to see i just don't watch that type of porn.

I guess if I had to pick one thing, it would be most professional mainstream porn where fake tits are the norm and, for some reason, they always were the worst over the top outfits. It definitely has gotten better since, say, the 90s, but it still exists. Gimme no makeup, natural, and her wearing everyday normal clothes any day.

One of the actors being really not into it, faked or not.

If they aren't all clearly having fun, like in those fake rape videos, then it isn't for me.

Spitting. It grosses me out so bad when people spit in each other's faces or mouths. Ugh.

Professional porn is also unappealing. Anything that feels fake.

When guys refer to their body parts by female terms (like a guy saying "fuck my pussy," "make me pregnant" et cetera).

When they are clearly on meth

Fauxcest. It didn't use to be so prolific.

Face slapping, choking, any kind of violent nonsense. I hate it so much...

And when the people won't shut the fuck up for two minutes...

Me finishing

When a girl starts rimming the guy

Production value.

I'll take a video recorded by a married couple with an iPhone over a bunch of fake people in a fake scenario faking how much fun they are having.

Ahegao

Ameteur porn: shitty camera angles and shaky cam.

Professional: Fakeness everywhere.

Censorship, mosaics, black bars. That kinda thing, it's ridiculous, achieves nothing.

Thinking about the actors as people who are at work.

Obviously fake noises and high pitched voices. Just talk at normal volumes and make moans and grunts and other non-performative noises, thanks.

Yes, I know that even doing that is performative to a degree, but convincingly realistic is better than B movie performances.

Anything that comes across as fake, but especially long fake nails or in fact long nails of any kind. Please don't put those near any sensitive spots.

I say "comes across as" because all porn involves performance. It's about believability, not authenticity, at the end of the day.

When the guy talks nonstop through the whole video. If that's your thing then go for it and enjoy but it just makes the whole thing difficult to enjoy for me. The guy always sounds like some neckbeard who is getting laid for the first time in his life and thinks he's supposed to recite every cringe line from every bad porn he's ever seen. You're not who I'm here for dude 🤮