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Wait, You're telling me it redoes all of the prompts every time you open the document. That's such a bad way of doing it this borderline criminal.
they can't be THAT stupid, right? Right?
Imagine doing 30000 requests to a server in a different continent just to open the file and then close it immediately "oops, it's not what i was searching"
I did some digging. Apparently people are already raising eyebrows at the fact that it produces non-reproducible results, so much so that the official documentation says this:
...This is a note buried in the official help file. Gee gosh ding dilly damn I hope the people who use this function read the docs thorougly, just like they have done through the entire history of computing.
"Consider converting th-" [beer through her nose] CONSIDER???!? THIS IS A PRETTY CRUCIAL STEP.
They should apply the Balatro Misprint joker's visual effect on all of the cells affected by this function. To signal the users that they've entered the Undecidability Zone. Where Gödel only went in Thursdays and 8-10 Polynesian time in Tuesdays (subject to change).