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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've been married to an arachnophobe for 42 years and now I have questions.

[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Look for telltale signs in your marriage like:

  • does it spin a web
  • does it love you
  • does it walk on the ceiling

If any of these are true you might be married to a human.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Do people ever run screaming from the room when he enters it?