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[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Look for telltale signs in your marriage like:

  • does it spin a web
  • does it love you
  • does it walk on the ceiling

If any of these are true you might be married to a human.