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Microsoft hasn't been known for good engineering for... a long time, but this seems like the type of idea an undergrad with zero real world experience might come up with (or I guess AI).
This is why I avoid corporate languages like this. Swift and Go are also on my "hell no" list.
What's wrong with this? I don't get it. Perfectly understandable code to me. Can someone explain?
Old programmers shouting at clouds.
(Old programmer here, I just shout at differently shaped clouds than this one.)
Edit: I am not sure if the respondents to this comment think I have a horse in this race. I said I don't and that I shout at different clouds. I am just here answering a question.
Another old programmer here, and I don't see the issue. C# gets better with every release and the null coalescing assignment operator is very handy. It also exists in JavaScript.
I feel like it boils down to understanding that operator. I'm a TypeScript developer by trade so I had no issue understanding this. 🤷♂️
For the uninitiated readers: the lead architect of C# was heavily involved in the creation of TS.
That makes a lot of sense considering the similarities between them 😊
Ruby has it as well:
That's way too many ways of doing the same thing, yuck.
But you're saying the idiomatic way is to use
unless
, rather than the actual operator for this?This is basically one of the core ideas of Ruby: that you can read it like a story. Once you are used to reading it as "do X unless Y", you will miss it in other languages. Note that I wrote Y, not Y is true. Because often Y is a statement that has meaning in itself.
Example:
Ruby also allows using
?
as last character in method names, which is a convention for methods that return eithertrue
orfalse
.Same goes for
!
(the bang operator), that is commonly used to tell developers that there exists a non-bang version of the same method as well. The bang method is often the more strict version (e.g. raises an error instead of returningnil
; or having side effects compared to the non-bang version).So the above example may be more commonly written like this:
and the question mark makes you automatically adding is or has while reading: Set the user's name to the given_name unless the user is locked
Of course this is all by convention and you may also do it different. But that's how most Ruby code is written.
To stay consistent, lots of projects use RuboCop, which warns you on inconsistency based on your project's settings.
I honestly don't like the "unless X" paradigm, because it adds the condition at the end. The
??=
operator shows us what will happen much sooner.I guess it's a matter of personal taste.
Looks a lot like more syntax sugar to me, to hide boilerplate code. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but it can obfuscate the actual meaning of the code for the sake of brevity. What does
A ??= B
do at a glance, for example?It's not exclusive to C# or "corporate" languages either. Rust has a fuckton of syntax sugar that makes it difficult to read.
Is just
And that improves readability, how? Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of the Elvis operator, but chaining multiple null coalescing assignments into a one-line expression is a chore to decipher.
By the way, you forgot to return the result.
Because null checks are an extremely common operation to have to do, and this let's your code read as just the business logic without these constant null checks breaking things up by multiple lines.
It's only not readable to you because you're not used to them. That's the case for literally every bit of new programming syntax that comes along.
Exactly. Not adding efficient things because "they will be new" is just silly. We adapt, as programmers. We learned the language a first time, so we know what it means to learn things. Just like in English when you come upon a word you don't understand, either you understand it by its context, or you just look it up. Simple as that.
What result? The result is A being assigned a value. That's the result.
By being used to it. As many have said, if you're familiar with the syntax you have no problem parsing this.
It's all about recognition, and we can train our brains to recognize things. 👍