Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 week ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You mean you have to use your hand? That’s like a baby’s toy

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DISRESPECTFUL CRETIN!!!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Worse than the fact that those kids became adults a long time ago, if those kids were kids in 2015, they’d still be adults now.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Now make like a tree, and get outta’ here.