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a seal abs and muscles were built, because they swim all the time. they can hold thier breath for 30minutes, i think some others can hold longer. the southern elephant seal holds the record at 2hours.
another fun fact is when seals/sea lions deep dive they it automatically shuts down thier digestive system. also seals can survive on thier blubbler and fat for quite a long time too. they have mechanisms that allow them to extact alot of oxygen into thier tissues, blood.
seals are quite fast in the water, seal lions even faster. seals do have trouble on land, as the have to act like a caterpillar, while sea lions can walk and run/
I choose to imagine you're the polar bear version of jason statham's character in every movie he's ever done.
Specifically Snatch.
"A seou 'as got abs like a brick shi-ouse's got shit"
It really is what peak performance looks like
Don't want to think how the scientists made them compete for this record
probably a tracking collar, so it can determine how long they stayed underwater hunting squid.
Are we drunk or just 8 years old?
Wow. I thought only redditors were this insecure about their own intelligence.