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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Atkat@leminal.space 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Muscles don't keep you warm in freezing ocean water! Blubber does that.

...Man I wish I had a bulletproof excuse like that.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

during climate change apocalypse being pudgy is a difference between life and death!

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

All of the anti-carb diets are a joke. Carbs are fucking great.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

They're really not, but not everyone needs them.

If you're bordering type 2 diabetes and carbs just make your blood sugar shoot up and crash down, reducing or eliminating carbs can get your shit back in check without medication, and make it much easier to reduce your calories (since you don't feel compelled to stuff your face again because of shaky hands)

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I have diabetes and I have this guide to carbs and healthy eating. It’s 45-60g carbs per meal I think, and the portions are hilarious. It’s like 1/100th of a bagel or something.

[–] sexybenfranklin@ttrpg.network 1 points 35 minutes ago

A regular sized bagel is 60g of carbs, more or less. My dietician had me target 60-75 grams of carbs per meal with a total daily target of 225-245 for my type 2 diagnosis.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Checks out, if your bagel weighs more than 4.5-6kg

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 hours ago

Sounds about right for average US bagel size.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I’ve never seen a bagel under 20kg so that makes sense.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

a seal abs and muscles were built, because they swim all the time. they can hold thier breath for 30minutes, i think some others can hold longer. the southern elephant seal holds the record at 2hours.

another fun fact is when seals/sea lions deep dive they it automatically shuts down thier digestive system. also seals can survive on thier blubbler and fat for quite a long time too. they have mechanisms that allow them to extact alot of oxygen into thier tissues, blood.

seals are quite fast in the water, seal lions even faster. seals do have trouble on land, as the have to act like a caterpillar, while sea lions can walk and run/

[–] tym@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

I choose to imagine you're the polar bear version of jason statham's character in every movie he's ever done.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

It really is what peak performance looks like

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

southern elephant seal holds the record at 2hours

Don't want to think how the scientists made them compete for this record

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 5 hours ago

probably a tracking collar, so it can determine how long they stayed underwater hunting squid.

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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 73 points 20 hours ago (41 children)

I mean, if you aren't counting your calories and eating in a deficit, you're not going to lose weight.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 41 minutes ago

Eating in a deficit? Yes, counting calories? No. There's times I lose weight just because of activity load. Hell I did a 3 hour bike ride on Sunday that burned around 2000 calories. When ski touring season hits I'll probably lose a bunch of weight. I get that most folks can't do activities like that, but there's a lot more to fitness than just your body fat. If I loose weight due to exercise it's usually 10 lbs but over the summer I went from 180 to 165 without thinking once about my calorie intake.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

Yup, I was doing keto for over a year to lose weight. Got to a healthy weight, stayed there for 3 months, and decided I wanted to gain weight to help build muscle. Put on 20 pounds while still being on keto. Then lost weight again to look leaner. It's all calories in, calories out. However some people find certain diet types to be easier and preferable to others.

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