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A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s plan (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The Omnissiah's blessing is DEFINITELY not with that orange sack of fleshy weakness.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

American Evangelicals would fit directly into the Warhammer 40k universe.

They are the ones who don't "get it" though, they are the ones who would think the Empire is the "good guys." It's one of the best examples of the same cognitive dissonance shared by the very same people who would get mad at you and start punching holes in the drywall when you tell them WWE is fake and their favorite wrestler is an actor.

These people didn't get that the Colbert Report was satire.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

God is way into that shit.