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[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Imagine how stupid the average person is and now realize that half of them are dumber than that.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

That's a global percentage. I'm pretty sure that the United States is exclusively populated by the lower 15%

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'm a simple man. I see a Carlin quote, I upvote.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

But that's not how averages work. We'd really be imagining the median person.

About one third of Americans are bringing the average stupidity way, way down.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And imagine a law allowing them to buy as many weapons as they want.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Now imagine each one of them is constantly plugged into a 24/7 propaganda machine designed to be entertaining and foster a sense of community and emotional validation while pushing the will of corporations and authoritarian leaders.