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[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pathetic fucking Christians is more like it.

Its a fucking death cult.

[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A blood death cult that got its start with child sacrifices...

But god is good...lol

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Its insane to me that people can't see this. Sure, it has over a thousand years of good PR, but the evil shit isn't hidden. Its all in the bible.

[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The Allegory of the Cave suites nicely with religious beliefs.

"Keep watching the shadows. There is nothing but the shadows. If someone says anything different they are wrong and you are correct. Feels good to be correct. Be correct with us."

Being incorrect about things on a consistent and constant basis can be disheartening if you're insecure. They are wrong about so many things all the time that it's a nice change of pace to be right. Even if that means accepting "Noble Lies".

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Christianity. Its all about the end of the world.