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A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s plan (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

God's plan also includes deadly plagues, global floods, and turning people into pillars of salt.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Capitalists all raise an eyebrow at the idea of all that free salt.

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That's why we must conquer heaven and kill god before his cancerous existence spreads any further.

Also hell too, but they are not the main enemy. Heaven and God are. They are the real monsters.