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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess I wanted to say fresh poop should have the consistency and texture of new Playdoh straight from the can. If you grab it and bend it slightly, small cracks should appear.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If there's little moisture then it means your body is trying to get liquid from the stool.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do... this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.