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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I take the same approach to software development. Why waste time debugging when you can simply not write any bugs in the first place? Mystified how nobody else ever thought of this before.

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

I mean if you replace "not write bugs" with "write tests", this becomes a good metaphor

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My friend, you can just put the pan in the back burner lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean yeah it is an option but wearing special clothes for the splashes doesn't seem as necessary when you can just do a simple thing to avoid the splashes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

An apron is a very simple item that simply goes over the clothes and secures with a single, simple tie

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's just unnecessary if you just use the further away burner lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's just unnecessary if you just use an apron

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah those are the options. Use special clothiny for the splatters or just don't have the splatters. Second seems simpler imo

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, you'll still have splatters.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Can't say I've noticed any but could be