Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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lazy ass (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Missing to hear about your bootstraps??? Did you pull them up at all??? I need to know!!!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

Of course, everyone did it back then...
Though quite a few got it all wrong and ended up with a form of bootstrap tightly around their neck and hanging from a joist in the garage.
Or they accidentally fell off high buildings due to pulling their bootstraps up while on a roof.
Or they accidentally lassoed a bottle of vodka in to their mouths with the bootstraps, drank themselves in to a stupor, and then accidentally went driving and crashed.
BUT THERE WAS NONE OF THAT THE PSYCHE SHIT. Right, I'm off to do some wholesome beating of my wife and kids.