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[–] snowboardbumvt@lemmy.world 102 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We now have a President who just posted a video of his personal fantasy which is himself wearing a crown and literally shitting all over the American people exercising their first amendment rights!

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection