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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

on Friday a series of Reddit posts made by Platner between 2013 and 2021 — and deleted before his campaign — in which he called himself a “communist,” referred to law enforcement officers as “bastards” and downplayed the severity sexual assault reports

One of those things is not like the others

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah. Bastards everywhere should feel insulted.