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Wish my boyfriend was 2.5 lbs
Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall
10 inches tall, 2.5lbs, all cock
I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.
I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.
I have an ex who had her most sensitive spot about an inch in at the top. To her, it literally did not matter as long as one hit that spot.
Yeah, it was a dumb joke because the carrot is jumbo. Dick size doesn't matter. Even small dicks are fine. What actually matters is how frequently a guy goes down on a woman.
thank you for making us small "weight" fellows feel insecure.