Wish my boyfriend was 2.5 lbs
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall
10 inches tall, 2.5lbs, all cock
I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.
I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.
I have an ex who had her most sensitive spot about an inch in at the top. To her, it literally did not matter as long as one hit that spot.
Yeah, it was a dumb joke because the carrot is jumbo. Dick size doesn't matter. Even small dicks are fine. What actually matters is how frequently a guy goes down on a woman.
thank you for making us small "weight" fellows feel insecure.
Sounds like you got a deal. Geometrically speaking, you got a way higher ratio of carrot to carrot skin.
Chef here. Don't bother peeling carrots unless you are making salad. You are just wasting your carrot.
And use the skins in stocks, soups and sauces.
I think it depends on the carrot. Some of them are impossible to wash well.
You don't need to make it sterile, unless you plan to use the carrot as wound dressing.
Which is probably not advisable anyway.
Maybe for a salad, i clean a bit more thoroughly. Humans are not that fragile. (unless you specifically are, in which case, do be careful)
It's not about sterility. Dirt/sand in your mouth is a very unpleasant experience.
Anakin?
The rough side of the sponge should be able to get that no problem. Still no need to peel.
I don't know how a sponge is supposed to do anything when sometimes even the peeler can't do the job. I have to get into the nooks with a knife.
That’s just like… your opinion man
Unless it's for salad, I just run them under some water. Same for potatoes.
Time is too short for peeling vegetables.
Potato skins are where the nutrients are at. Also lots of flavor.
Idk if I'd say the same about carrots
Get a stiff bristled scrub brush and only use it for vegies. You can scrub all the dirt off super easy and if you really scrub you basically peel them anyways with the brush.
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vegan dildo
It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.
That carrot might be going places......that many wishes they could.
The possibilities are endless!
I bet the bagger had a good laugh while bagging that carrot up.
I would've tossed in one baby carrot, to make sure it ripped 2.5 on the scale.
CARROT
you can't always get what you want....
but if you try, sometimes, you might find, you get what you need
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Robin no!
They did you a favor. The advantage is, you only have to peel One Carrot. And it's not that hard to cut it up, you could even make carrot sticks and dice half of them for stew, or cut half and shred half for carrot salad. The sticks keep nicely in the fridge with a little cold water.
If that's the size of the carrot, I'd hate to see the stick.
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