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What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth? (lemmy.ml)

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I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 111 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So many things...

I didn't understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like "does god exist" and you'd be able to get answers to all of life's big mysteries.

I thought there was a left and right sock

I thought wolverines were mythical creatures

I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something

Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package

I could go on..

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 18 points 1 year ago

Your comment about your brother reminds me that in kindergarten I thought that the line order (alphabetical) had something to do with status. My last name starts with C so I was pretty close to the front, but I had a friend with an A for a last name, so I really wanted to move up.

I told no one of this of course until long after I'd grasped how alphabetical ordering worked myself.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The alphabet is in that order because of the song.

[-] djmarcone@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Wait a minute.....

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