[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 143 points 2 months ago

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 253 points 3 months ago

Russia went from being the second best military in the world, to being the second best militarily in Ukraine, to being the second best military in Russia.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 190 points 3 months ago

Tim Walz is the dad and grandpa that Rush and Rupert stole from us. He's the family we lost when their personalities changed seemingly overnight.

If the right wing funded rage machine never existed, we would have had millions like him. They've broken so many families.

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ugh.

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I took this picture when visiting Hong Kong.

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I changed my job. I'm working at Old Macdonalds farm, I'm the new CIEIO.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 172 points 5 months ago

Garbage people.

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I can post topics, but I can not respond to any topics, not even my own. I have logged out / in, deleted and reinstalled, etc... no joy. Any thoughts? Sorry if I don't reply, I can't!

Voyager on iPhone 13 Pro IOS 17.5

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[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 164 points 8 months ago

This lady?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/amp/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html

Embattled QAnon congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene 'openly cheated' on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and then moved on to another affair with the manager at her gym.

https://torontosun.com/news/world/marjorie-taylor-greene-officially-divorced-after-cheating-allegations/wcm/7e28bc6b-0c9a-4590-87b0-f33cc39e1396/amp/

Marjorie Taylor Greene officially divorced after cheating allegations.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 153 points 9 months ago

My orange membrane death metal logo.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 114 points 9 months ago

Obtaining a barber license means that you have completed a minimum of 1,250 hours of instruction in barbering education within a period of at least 9 months or completed 1,250 hours of training. It takes 1,250 to 2,000 hours to be a cosmologist. Police in Germany get 2.5 years of training, and in Finland, police education takes three years to complete. Police in the USA get 750 hours.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 112 points 9 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with: Trump is an idiot.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 221 points 9 months ago

I'm on team Florida student.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 201 points 10 months ago

Lone Star is a rating.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 119 points 11 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with: Henry Kissinger, war criminal and complete piece of shit, has finally died. The world is a better place now.

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