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Steven Segal's award nominations on IMDB
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~~Stolen from~~ inspired by a Reddit post, now with 33% more awards shown!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzhF7a7sys
My head cannon is that Steven Segal films are actually just a front to launder money, because clearly no one is buying tickets and they keep making them.
Honestly they do well with my uncles, and likely a ton of dudes in Russia
My dad used to watch them on cable all the time, had a few of the vhs versions as well. The target demo did enjoy them, it’s just that no one outside of it did.
I don’t think he’s seen any of the new extremely shit ones, but the mid/late 90s movies were what you expected out of standard action flicks of the time
Oh dear, that was so bloody awful, I have real regret for watching it.
The funniest part is how he physically moves it's like he's can't be bothered to fire that m4 normally and he's so slow.
Also it's important to remember that Segal considers himself an expert in several types of martial arts. Key words 'considers himself'.
From the looks of it he doesn't know what the sights are for, as I don't think he once actually looked down them.
He continues to shoot at 0:48 when he is literally looking the opposite direction. This is a subtle nod to the fact he's contractually entitled to hit his character's targets.
All his martial arts expertise would be neutralised if you just make him follow you about for a couple of mins.
Love how the guns always seem to be smaller replicas, like something you'd get from Toys-R-Us. He looks like Waj in Four Lions.