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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Everyone who has a net worth of over 500 million head explodes.

Everyone going forward who reaches that sums head explodes.

I highly recommend the surviving family do some maths as to whether accepting their share of inheritance will make their heads explode.

Maybe people correctly condemning ~~rational self-interest~~ greed would make a comeback if the global oligarchs were no longer the apex predator here.

Oh also I've teleported all the Israelis and Palestinianians structures, resources, and people to rural Nebraska, and irradiated the land they were formerly at. Sorry you tantruming toddlers, can't play nice, take away the toy you were fighting over.

[-] MarchOfMimes@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Despite all the killing, evil, and racism both groups have displayed, neither the Israelis nor the Palestinians deserve the punishment of going to Nebraska.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You just gave me an excellent idea!

In addition to the above, every human on Earth's skin color going forward is now vomit green. No one won the millenia of race wars, every race lost, it was all pointless and stupid, everyone is now the vomit green race, congratulations.

[-] MarchOfMimes@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

@AllonzeeLV GREEN PEOPLE! GREEN PEOPLE! GREEN PEOPLE!

@yanyuan

[-] exohuman@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Haha, this is funny and to be honest kind of brilliant.

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