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i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

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[-] yenahmik@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

2 days. I'll memorize the Powerball winning numbers to win something like $500M, since I know there were no other winners.

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 year ago

And then spend the $500M to go back 500.000.000 days

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago

That's how they get you.

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