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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It (www.theonion.com)

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[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 75 points 11 months ago

"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

What about all the unpaid wages?

[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 31 points 11 months ago

That's the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It's the real long game.

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

Those lead to more Amazon distribution centres.

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