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Robot’s soul is weighed (sh.itjust.works)

[A picture of Pepe the frog frowning while holding a gun to its head]

I hit another level this weekend /r9k/

>be me
>like this coworker
>finally get the courage to talk to her
>holy shit things are going well
> invites me to hangout on friday
> says her friends are burning books that go against Christianity
>seriously wtf
>whatever she’s hot
>gets the address

>it’s friday
>don't understand if I’m supposed to bring my own books
>buy $300 worth of anti-christian books
>put them in two big trash bags
>head over to book burning

>See coworker
>say hi
>"what are in the bags anon..?"
>"I...I brought books for the burning."
>"Anon I was joking about the book burning"
>it’s a normal fucking party
>don't know what to do
>pretend to get a call
>walk away and leave books
> start running home leaving my car

I snuck back on Saturday and got my car, but I think I have to fucking quit work now. Theres no way I can see her again.

What should I do? I have a shift on Wednesday.

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[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 189 points 1 year ago

Anon could have salvaged this if he didn't run away. It could have made for a killer party story

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

He can still salvage it if he's honest and can laugh at himself

[-] 13esq@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

To shreds you say?

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"On the bright side, I gave $300 to the cause against Christianity." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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