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Wizard Rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?"
You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.
Clearly I played my hand wrong.