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[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Fairly sure that’s how you get warts

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?"

You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

Clearly I played my hand wrong.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Vec@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

“He licks her” — which sounds almost like “elixir.”

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

I'm with you. Maybe we're just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, "How does a wizard please a horny witch?".

[-] FunnyUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Hello Ryan Haley

[-] Olmai@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

How do you close the chest with potions in the lid ?

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