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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The monster under the bed can’t get you if :

  1. You’re feet are covered.
  2. You’re head is covered.

I thought this was common knowledge.

[-] AccidentalLemming@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

But the grammar police will still come and catch you

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago

You are feet are covered

You are head is covered

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There’s a lesson somewhere in their.

[-] themusicman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No theirs isn't

[-] mokazemi@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

And the fact is that wearing socks don't help. Only blanket is effective against those monsters.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, this is kinda like the perfect answer for me. I love this kinda shit, Monsters under the bed lol

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This response would be even funnier if you like totally doubled-down and prefaced it with "Everybody knows that..." + Your current prose.

;)

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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