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Why did the Dalmatian go to the optometrist?
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this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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I don’t see the humour in this. It sounds like the dog had serious medical condition and it doesn’t seem appropriate to laugh at her expense.
Looks like you didn't… spot the joke.
Lemmy apparently doesn't appreciate anti-jokes
It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner.
In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars.
You lost your sense of humour, you should try and look for it, for your sake.
I dunno, that comment was pretty funny. Maybe you got wooshed