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Why did the Dalmatian go to the optometrist?
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this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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Lemmy apparently doesn't appreciate anti-jokes
It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner.
In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars.