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Free Elf Rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.
And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.
At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...
I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?
I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse
"objectively"
Oh that's where my socks go!