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Sur(ule)prising my wife (Edit: she loved it)
(lemmy.world)
She doesn't know I left the house today. There's something in the trunk of my car.
Something she's been wanting for months now. Something she hasn't brought up in a while. Something she probably thinks I forgot about.
I didn't. She gets home in a few hours. I can't wait for her to see it.
Yeah, I'd be increasingly certain I was about to get murdered throughout this whole little journey.