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Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey (hard-drive.net)
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SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke

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[-] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Elon Musk's children discussing the inheritance, though emerald mines were changed to gold mines for libel reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_58H5vk29VM

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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