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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

LOL, yeah, sure, I trust Israel. This entire conflict is their fault. They are the oppressors, and they held all the cards required to make a better future. Ultimately they are at fault for the deaths on both sides. This discussion is just about the details of a particular incident.

[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

You are literally parroting the Israeli line verbatim subject to no critical thought whatsoever.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm literally not.

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