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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

I went with the Leslie Nielsen quote from the movie Airplane, "I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you."

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Bonus points if you say it when entering the operating room, when given the anesthesia and a third time during the surgery itself

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Actually when I made the joke, I got zero laughs in the operating room. I had to explain the joke, and still got no real comment/laugh.

I finally followed it up with a Rodney Dangerfield version of "Tough room" and that got a chuckle finally.

[-] smackjack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just randomly wake up during your surgery and say it, and then promptly go back to sleep.

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