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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[-] NewDark 8 points 1 year ago

Oh there's even more angles than just that.

"Oh no, we told them to go south. Must mean everyone still here is Hamas and we can murder these 'combatants' that certainly aren't civilians".

Also, they get to annex even more Palestinian land. It's even on the coast!

I swear to fuck, unless an Israeli mouthpiece is calling Palestinians sub-human, everything else is lies or projection.

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