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[-] lyth@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 year ago

at 17yo I thought my circumcision scar was a birthmark and I didn't know you had to have sex at least once per pregnancy

parents, please tell your kids where babies come from and what all their parts are supposed to do, and don't circumcise them either

[-] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Are you saying it's not like a slot machine and pays out like 6 kids when you win?

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago
[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'd say that's on the wrong side of the fun-to-responsibility ratio.

[-] Akareth@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

you had to have sex at least once per pregnancy

Not with modern medicine!

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[-] teuast@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

How do you know their partner is a doofus?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah I didn’t really connect the dots that my penis had been altered. I thought my friend had the weird penis. Turns out his is the way it’s supposed to be.

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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