837

Call me a taxi (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

19 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 157 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The dad just named his son after himself.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Mail men hate this one trick!

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

We are all dad on this blessed day

[-] beforan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023

837 points (95.0% liked)

Dad Jokes

15563 readers

302 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS