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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago
[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The werewolf sees the movement and takes his jaws off your neck, but he still has full human intelligence, so instead of chasing it he berates you for a moment for insulting his intelligence by thinking that would work. It's a moment you don't waste. You pick up a pointy stick off the ground and jab it in his eye as hard as you can. He shrieks and picks his forepaws up off the ground to clutch at his face. That means, if only for a moment, that he's no longer pinning you to the ground. You take the opportunity to stand up and bolt, praying that you can outrun him long enough to hide behind a tree.

It's a tense moment, but you do. He tries to sniff you out. You pull out another tennis ball, rub it under your armpit, and roll it towards him. He takes the bait. You sneak up behind him with a rock, ready to bash him over the head, when you step on a twig and he turns around...

[-] rasensprenger@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Do I still have the gun?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This feels like a dark choose-your-own-adventure where every ending is either bad or worse

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

Or like an encounter with Shia LaBeouf

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