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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

If you're still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Cats yes. Don't hold me responsible for spouse though, that's too stressful.

You can (nearly) always make new ones.

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago
  1. Strap helmets on your kids.

  2. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  3. Do nothing else.

this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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