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[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 and 3 are the obvious choices, however id pick 3 and 5. Here are the only interesting pills available.

(2). You can sell it

(3.) that's enough to go through a wall

(5). a smart toaster has a circuit board that you could mcgyver into sending commands outside of itself, allowing ur toaster to be an entry point to computer telepathy.

(6). Would be funny to feed this one to a person who had just died and watch their color come back, really fuck with the autopsy

(9). Instantly cures any physical ailments preventing you from running/walking (unless we mean current albert einstein, in which case corpses cant move.)

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So you're telling me cyberpunk 2077 is possible, I just have to learn how to code via telepathy and my cyberdeck is a toaster?

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

(3) that’s enough to go through a wall

No it's not. You're more than 7" thick. Even if you got right up against the wall, your nose pressed up against it, the back of your head is maybe 10" away. You teleport 7" and congratulations, you're halfway through a wall.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Most doors will never be locked, at least.

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