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submitted 11 months ago by spaceghoti@lemmy.one to c/politics@lemmy.world

In a new book, the extremist Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene claims no Democrats stayed in the House chamber on January 6 to help defend it against rioters sent by Donald Trump to block the certification of Joe Biden’s election win – a claim one Democrat who did stay labeled “patently false”.

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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, you see they were being evacuated to get away from FBI plants that were leading the assault, not the patriotic protestors who were entrapped when they were lured into the building. The dems obviously knew they weren't in any real danger, but their natural cowardice forced them to panic, put on masks, and retreat. It's only thanks to heroic, gun toting warriors of the Republican caucus that the weaponized justice department wasn't able to completely take over.

And then afterwards Greene met with Trump, and asked him if that spray tan goes all the way down. And he was like, "oh Marjorie, you're so hot, and white and American, and your forehead is just the right size." And then he hulk flexed and his rippling orange muscles ripped through his clothes as easily as Venezuelans rip through electronic voting records. She walked over looked into his eyes as he placed his hands on her quivering shoulders, and gently pushed her to her knees wear a woman belongs.


OK, that's enough ghost written self insert fan fiction. I'm gonna take a shower and try not to vomit.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Needs more yaoi to really kick this fanfic to the next level.

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