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the Lactaid-brand eggnog gives me explosive diarrhea (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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why 😭

it tastes so good

Edit: I have looked at the nutrition label and done some mental math based on how much of the container is left. 80% of daily cholesterol. 100% daily saturated fats. 120% daily added sugars. This was in one glass.

What the fuck is this liquid taco bell bullshit

Postmortem: after sleeping and having a nightmare where I had a heart attack and died while shitting my brains out, I have poured the remaining half of the eggnog down the drain and have resolved to never buy it again because I like being alive

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[-] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

How can you be sure it's the eggnog? To rule out other causes you should drink only the eggnog for the next 7 days. Y'know, for science!

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How do you think I know its the eggnog

I get it whenever it is in stock, and whenever I drink it I get explosive diarrhea

I know its not the Milk causing it because it's, well, lactaid

Wait a second, what if they are lying to me

Edit: I am fairly certain it is in fact lactose free. My current theory is that it has something to do with the large amount of sugar. I think I might be getting almost 60% of my daily value of added sugars and 50% of my daily value of fats in one of the big glasses I drink it out of. If my fiancée finds out I am doing this to my poor arteries, she will be very upset because she made me promise to not die first

Edit 2: I have dramatically underestimated how many servings I have drank today. New ballpark is

80% daily cholesterol
100% daily saturated fats
120% added sugars

IN ONE GLASS

What the fuck have I done

this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023

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