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this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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In the distance I saw a police car approaching. Quickly I slipped into the driver's seat of the VW Golf, shattered rear shelf remnants poking at my back. Heart pounding, I grabbed a handful of candies, hoping my impromptu candy feast would throw off suspicion. "Just a guy enjoying a snack," I thought, praying the police wouldn't dig deeper.
Rookie Officer Daniels and I rolled through the quiet streets, and his eyes widened at the sight of a small European car with a shattered rear shelf. "Should we check it out?" he asked nervously. Glancing at the driver indulging in candies, I chuckled, "Nah, just some late-night snackin'. Welcome to the quirks of the job, Daniels." Oblivious to the potential connection to recent car burglaries, we continued our patrol.
Finally alone in the car, I eyed the wallet I had found in the glovebox with a mix of temptation and paranoia. "Easy money, or avoid the risk?" I muttered to myself. The dilemma weighed on me as I calculated the consequences. Taking it could mean a fatter wallet but also a certain police report. I hesitated, torn between greed and the fear of drawing unwanted attention to my nocturnal activities.
This is way too real, there actually was money in the glove box but the candy thief didn't take any of it